Monday, October 27, 2008

The Almost Poem

I almost wrote a verse,
About the common cold,
You'll never hear of worse,
So it shall ne'er be told.

It spoke of snot and phlegm,
Jack Daniel's it extolled,
Indeed it was no gem
So it shall ne'er be told.

Yet Muse knew not its time,
It prodded and cajoled
So I composed this rhyme,
Of what shall ne'er be told.


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3 comments:

Maria said...

yay for putting our poetry class to good use.
And I feel pretty gross myself.

Cedric said...

That poem ain't too shoddy,
though it is quite a bit snotty,

Colds can sometime hurt,
but at least you will not...

huuuuuuurk...

Peter said...

on second thought, I kinda like that one. I generally dislike poetry that is self-referential, but this one was pretty reasonable.